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hotwhiteguy:

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car?

get in the car






baby:  d... d... d...
father:  ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby:  d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby:  *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*

"He who has overcome his fears will truly be free."
-Aristotle (via kushandwizdom)

"I’m guilty of giving people more chances than they deserve but when I’m done, I’m done."
-Turcois Ominek (via onlinecounsellingcollege)

"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."
-Oscar Wilde (via kushandwizdom)