baby: d... d... d...
father: ...dad? omg you are going to say dad as your first word!!!
baby: d... dONT WANNA BE AN AMERICAN IDIOT
baby: *guitar sounds from baby's mouth*
"He who has overcome his fears will truly be free."
"I’m guilty of giving people more chances than they deserve but when I’m done, I’m done."
"How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on treating her as if she were a perfectly normal human being."